Crap Jokes!

[CaliHusky]

Okay, I think I'll start this off. Do you know any crap jokes, even ones in bad taste?

Here's mine:

What's red and isn't there?

No Tomatoes!

[Dingotush]

There's a whole slew of jokes of the following form, best told to those expecting something in bad taste:

Q: What's long, thin, and looks like a snake?
A: A snake.

Highlight the text after the A: to see!

[Holley]

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

[CaliHusky]

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

Aw god!

[Short snout]

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

Erm I don't get it and yep I'm under 20  Woe is me!!

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