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Title: Crap Jokes!
Post by: CaliHusky on September 23, 2007, 18:54:42

Okay, I think I'll start this off. Do you know any crap jokes, even ones in bad taste?

Here's mine:

What's red and isn't there?

No Tomatoes!

Title: Re: Crap Jokes!
Post by: Dingotush on September 23, 2007, 20:12:31

There's a whole slew of jokes of the following form, best told to those expecting something in bad taste:

Q: What's long, thin, and looks like a snake?
A: A snake.

Highlight the text after the A: to see!

Title: Re: Crap Jokes!
Post by: Holley on September 23, 2007, 20:32:48

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

Title: Re: Crap Jokes!
Post by: CaliHusky on September 23, 2007, 21:31:15

Quote from: Holley on September 23, 2007, 20:32:48

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

Aw god! ;)

Title: Re: Crap Jokes!
Post by: Short snout on April 09, 2008, 21:44:53

Quote from: Holley on September 23, 2007, 20:32:48

Batman came up to me the other day, hit me with a dinner plate and said "Ter-Pow!"

I said "shouldn't that be 'Ker-Pow'?"

He said "no, I had china in my hand"

( * waits for someone under the age of 20 to say they don't get it ... * )

Erm I don't get it and yep I'm under 20  :-\ :-\ Woe is me!!

What does it mean ??? ??? ???